Men Are Pigs

Men Are Pigs -- some cogent observations about "public social hygiene" and the male of the species.

yeah -- but what my wife tells me about the conditions of the stalls in most "ladies' rooms" and of the need to suspend oneself above the seat (which I guess can lead into a causal loop) makes me glad I can stand, even if the floor is a bit sticky.

along these lines, I recently saw somewhere a "favorite quote" that said something to the effect of "no matter how you shake or how you dance, the last two drops go in the pants."