A Couple Random Questions

A Couple Random Question on recent pop culture events that have turned into socio-political events.

How come the wardrobe malfunction is always described in terms of the black woman who was ostensibly embarrassed by the event, and not in terms of the white boy who disrobed her?

Behind which pillars were the gospel writers hiding while taking notes on the conversations between the Jewish leaders and the Romans? (Who was blogging Pilate and the San Hedren?)

Unfocused minds want to know.